Cast:  Kirsty (Lisa Rogers), Shopkeeper (Crispin Harris), Mr Jarbash (Kish Sharma), Mrs Jarbash (Harvey Virdi), as himself (Dave Lee Travis)

Story:   David is thinking of dumping his girlfriend, Kirsty because she has a number of annoying mannerisms.  However, his friends, Ethan and Lord Peter think she's great and persuade him not to.  David needs to find a way of coping with Kirsty's mannerism.  On the advice of his Slovenian illegal immigrant cleaner, Ava he gives self-hypnosis tapes a try...

Cast:  Receptionist (Sarah Coomes), Rachel (Madeleine Curtis), Mr Giles (Michael Elliot), Polly (Leda Hodgeson), Undertaker (Nigel Planer), Colin (Gareth Thomas)

Story:  David's grandma, Bubbles dies but he has trouble convincing his friends of the fact as he has used the excuse that his grandma has died far too many times.  He goes to the funeral with his son, Josh whom he tries to shield from the horrors of occasion.  However, that isn't easy when the coffin is accidentally left open by the undertakers.  Worst is to come when the family realise that they're not sure the woman in the coffin is Grandma Bubbles...

Cast:  Mr Yeabsley (Alan Cowan), Mr Cockford (Jonty Stephens), Mr Fitch (Roger Walker), Mrs Fitch (Nikki Worrall), Civil Servant (David Cavendish), Woamn (Aimi MacDonald), Waiter (Scott Baker)

Story:  There's an empty skip in the street and everyone sees a chance to throw away there unwanted junk.  However, the owner of the skip has other ideas.  Meanwhile, immigration are on the trail of Ava...

Cast:  Irma (Imogen Bain), Chef (Omid Djalili), Doctor (Paul Mark Elliot), Huffa Puffa Man (Philip Herbert), Norman McMorris (David Kincaid), Waiter (Jamie Lee), Marcia (Rachel Shelley)

Story:  David has trouble with a Huffa Puffa man in the local sauna; Lord Peter can't get a rare burger served to him at Club Biscuit; Ethan thinks that the girl he's just dump is a witch and has cursed him; and Ava decides to join a marriage agency to find a husband so that she can avoid being deported.

Cast:  Doorman (Newton Booth), Cleaner (Amanda Haberland), Cleaner (Carol Holt), Rosie (Mandy Knight), Cleaner (Carla Mendonca), Cleaner (James Henry Parker), Marcia (Rachel Shelley)

Story:  Ethan stops washing his hair when his girlfriend suggests that it would be a good idea for him to takeit back to it's "natural state".  When Ethan is refused entry to Club Biscuit because of his hair they are forced to drink in a pub.  With all this talk of hair the subject turns to Peter's baldness.  After taunts from Ethan, Peter makes a bet with him that he will shave the rest of his hair off if Ethan's hair plan works.  Meanwhile, Ava decides not to wait for immigration and gets ready to leave the country and David has to find a new cleaning lady...

Cast:  Waiter (Scott Baker), Registrar (Jim Barclay), Martina Chatwin (Kathryn Flett), Zgrint Vocalists (Daniel Maier, Tom Vinnicombe)

Story:  Ethan decides to leave his job at the gym and, on a suggestion from Ava, he decides to set up as a mobile Karaoke DJ.  Peter goes out with a journalist who then writes about the experience in not too good a light.  Meanwhile, Ava offers David £2000 to marry her so that she can stay in the country.  When he turns her down she turns to Ethan, making David jealous...

Cast:  Wendy (Nicola Alexis), Businessman (Jonathan Avery), Irish Executive (Alan Barry), Vox Pop Woan (Chris Gillespie), Businessman (Robert Hickson), Vox Pop Man (Kenneth Jay), Nurse (Kitty Leigh), American Woman (Rachel Siegel), Airline Steward (Simon Vinnicombe), American Man (Ben Weinberger)

Story:  To follow.

Posted:  5 October 2002
Last Updated:  5 October 2002